I love my job,
I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss; he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each Program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work: I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job -- I'll say it again --
I even love these friendly men --
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!!!!